even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Enjoy the penises
It all started with a game of naked twister.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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