dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I think I am morally bankrupt
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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