One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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