After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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