Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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