So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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