"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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