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he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It's no shave November. This is our time.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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