Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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