I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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