i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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