I molested 6 butterflies tonight
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
