i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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