; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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