ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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