there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
