I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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