she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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