Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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