She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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