I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
So squirting runs in the family.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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