i don't like sucking hair
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
