I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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