If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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