I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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