I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
As shirtless as possible
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
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