what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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