doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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