How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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