You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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