When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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