I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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