Don't make out with my wife yet
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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