I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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