So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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