I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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