I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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