I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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