Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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