i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Randomize
