He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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