last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i dont even know how to be here
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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