Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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