just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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