whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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