I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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