I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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