so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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