I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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