so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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